why are there no less than three x-files/teletubbies crossovers on the internet

LA-LA (the yellow creature): I'm La La! La La likes
the X-Files!

MULDER: Why thank you, La La!

LA-LA: La La thinks Mulder's a cutie!

SCULLY: Scully thinks La La has no chance! (She gives
MULDER a forehead kiss.)
"I want to stop running away from everything.
I want to find something to run toward."

— Hannah Harrington, Saving June (via larmoyante)

Cate Blanchett and Julianna Margulies at the 56th Golden Globe Awards, 1999

(Source: dreamlikemind, via itsdelovely)


Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

(via mulderplease)

Tags: oh good! ism

tell me about yourself (◡‿◡✿)

name: mighty sword
age: 22
sexuality: i would maybe have sex with 5% of men to make me feel alive but like idk 75% of women for the delight of the experience
relationship status: super disgusting
eye color: green and blue mainly
height: adjusting to life not wearing 3 inch heels every day

favorite season? autumn or spring
favorite movie/s? dunno m8
favorite album? as if i could answer this are you fuckin kidding me i don’t even have a favourite album of each of the artists i like
favorite band? nah
favorite quote? ’masturbation is good and delicious, but musterbation is evil and pernicious’
favorite shirt? prob my stupid satiny ones even though they crumple after 5 seconds of wearing

smoke? yeah oops
drink? everyone who follows me knows this by now im a disgrace
write? no?? well like essays y’know
play an instrument? nah i’m so bad at it

your favorite place:  i want to go back to rome [stamps foot like a child]!!!! also london though. 
your favorite memory: noooo august 2k14 is too fresh don’t do it to me
your bedroom: it’s always a mess and not like decorated/personalised at all bc i never go in there. i do have a new lamp though

(Source: sleepypvnk, via roswell-alien)

i think the reason i like ‘lezzer’ so much is that the word seems to reference a person who ‘lezzes’ - takes part in the act of ‘lezzing’
i’m also into the term ‘lezzed off’

my dad just said ‘you’ve always been pretty high level lezzer but i think it’s increased even more ‘
thank u


Welcome to London.

(via fuckitandmovetobritain)

me outshining everyone xoxo


sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

(via holy-interruptus-batman)