'Megan is an anomaly'
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM THE WARRIOR OF ROOT BEER AND KITCHEN FLOORS. I WILL COME RIDING ON A CLOUD OF BLACK LACE BRAS AS SILENT AS A LOVER WHISPERING INTO YOUR EAR "I WILL CUT OFF YOUR DICK YOU LITTLE BITCH". MAJESTIC. GLORIOUS. DANGEROUS. I AM THE NIGHT. also, a wanker. (that may have been composed by my beautiful german grandmother/life partner) I look a bit like this.